the royal family, everybody
OH SNAP
(Source: royalsstuffandnonsense, via epic-humor)
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISHDAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY?
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,
I’M FUCKING CRAZY
BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU
SO ROT THERE MAYBE
(via epic-humor)
YOU HAVE CROSSED ME FOR THE LAST TIME CABBAGE
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(Source: pembroke-welsh-corgis)
My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
(via onlylolgifs)
“will will smith smith?” is a grammatically correct sentence
so is “Will Smith will smith.”
“Smith Will Smith will.”
I also just realized this could be a conversation.
Will Will Smith smith?
Will Smith Will Smith
*Yoda nods in agreement* Smith Will Smith will.
imagine someone who isnt that good at english reading this and just thinking “what is wrong with these people”
(Source: harrytomlomsom, via nerdycommunity)
Overexaggerated infomercial incompetance
In and of itself
May just be
my favorite invention ever
There is nothing I love more than this.
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(Source: lyraeon)
